If a girl teases you, that means she likes you! Unfortunately, Akiteru knows from experience that isn’t the case. Because every girl he interacts with shows him nothing but scorn, and he’s not scored a single date from it! Luckily, he’s more concerned with securing a spot for him and his game-development buddies at his uncle’s business. But when his uncle throws him a condition that involves playing the part of his daughter’s boyfriend, Akiteru has no choice but to take it. What will his best friend’s sister Iroha, who bullies him relentlessly, think of the news?
“‘You guys don’t have to fight. There’s a simple way to settle this.’
‘Really?’ Iroha asked.
‘Uh-huh.’ I cleared my throat. ‘We can all go see the movie we want, and meet up here after. Genius, right?’
[…]
Neither Mashiro nor Iroha said anything in response to my marvelous suggestion.
‘No objections, I see. Okay, now let’s—’
‘Hold it!’
‘Yeah, wait up!’
‘What’s wrong?’
‘Are you kiddin’?! Who the hell takes their friends to the movie theater and then decides it’s a good idea to split up?! A dumbass, that’s who!’
‘Go die in a fire, but study up on how to be a gentleman first.’
Iroha’s crude ear-splitting remarks and Mashiro’s thorny jibes combined were enough to shatter me into pieces. I wished they’d give me some sort of constructive criticism instead of just hurling insults…”
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